ZAFL Skills
- Apparent
- Your résumé says what you are worth.
- True
- When it actually matters it is fix and food. Nobody's ZAFL wants your follower count.
I have come to value what I like to call “ZAFL” (Zombie Apocalypse Friend List) skills. Basically, if the proverbial sh*t hits the fan, for what would others want me on their team?
It ain’t going to be for my cocktail party wit nor for my ability to get to the crux of a messy career transition. For you, it’s not going to be your credentials nor your SEO skills nor your social media follower count nor your status in your industry.
The most fundamental revolve around fix and food, I reckon. Fix: heal people, repair things. Food: grow, fish, hunt and gather, prepare, store (includes hide from competing ZAFLs). Other nice-to-haves include: Communicate — ham radio will be King, I predict, assuming the internet is toast — and language skills. Construct — shelter, protective barriers, floating vessels even if only a raft.
ZAFL is both a heuristic and more broadly a thought experiment. Ask not just what your ZAFL can do for you, but what you could do for your ZAFL. The heuristic has two parts: what do you want of and from them, and what would they want from me?
ZAFL diversity differs greatly from what HR means by diversity. It would have a lot more tradesmen than does my current cohort of friends and acquaintances. While that ratio hasn’t yet changed, I found myself talking more to them and more broadly the practically minded.
This is open to apocalyptic scenarios of all types: war, climate disaster, alien invasion, deadly pathogen, AI-robot alliance. Since I spend considerable time sailing — and that’s when I encounter the most remote landscapes — I conjure a mashup of a Robinson Crusoe / Gilligan’s Island shipwreck during a solar flare storm that knocks out StarLink, navigation equipment, and maybe even ham radio.
DIY or DIE. Most drivers today know how to change a tire in theory, but probably most have never done so alone. Specialization markets break down when sailing long distance. Far from civilization and help, I saw how you need to be able to do these things for yourself. You need to own the tools—and how to use them—before you need them. Plus, there’s the need to improvise and be resourceful.
Knowing what to gather is an underrated skill. The original wisemen of tribal societies knew what plants had nutritional value, which could poison you. We can still see this connection in the similarity of words like taste and wise in various languages: savoir/saber, sabor.